You lived 15 to 20 years on this planet not knowing this other person. That should let you know that they’re not essential to your survival.
Swoozie06 (x)

(Source: second-breakfast)

drwilfredcokepepper:

ghost-anus:

the best pranks are the super harmless ones

like why would you pull someones pants down in public or like put them in danger or humiliate them when you can just baffle them by leaving tiny plastic camels all over their house or taping bill cosby’s face over every single face in  every picture in their house?

Last year the seniors had a mariachi band follow the principle for 3 hours

seedy:

what do u mean “4 minute shower” it takes me 4 minutes to get the water to the right temperature smh


(Source: jonwithabullet)


snowbouquet:

Another set of parents “doing it right” - and having fun while doing it.

(Source: riemurasia.net)

my-other-plans-fell-through:

xxcaptainkurtxx:

poppunk-jesus:

my-other-plans-fell-through:

doing eyeliner is literally like trying to draw a straight line using Paint

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Hold down the shift key

oh yes your right let me just hold down the fucking shift key on my eyeball 

withasingleballoon:

stevie realizing too late that maybe white shorts for the beach was not such a bright idea??image

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and alex having no sympathy and just laughing her ASS off at him. 

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